What is a Sponsortunity? An opportunity to get sponsored.
What is a gift? In this case a bag of precious, precious beans. Peace Coffee beans.
It is that time of year. You are in dire need of something special to give to a loved one. Is the perfect holiday gift for this loved one a bag of Peace Coffee?
Here is a helpful guide. Peace Coffee may be the perfect gift for:
-A coffee snob
-Someone who only drinks fair trade and organic coffee
-Someone who loves local companies
This Sponsortunity is open to all Twin Cities residents. The best part is that you just have to send in a tweet to be considered. Worthy submissions will be able to give the gift of a lifetime! Send in your tweets NOW!
Your tweet should read as follows:
@dpalmertri I want to give the gift of @Peace_Coffee to my ________(relation to loved one) because ___ (he/she/they/it) is ____, _____ & _____ . (descriptions of how great they are, alliteration counts on these three words, also humor and honesty are weighed heavily) #giftsponsortunity
A completed example is below (note that I am self employed):
@dpalmertri I want to give the gift of @Peace_Coffee to my boss because he is handsome, humorous & helpful. #giftsponsortunity
Send in your tweets. How many #sponsortunities are there? Many. When will you get the coffee for your loved one? Soon. Do you have to tweet a photo of the loved one bursting with joy when the get the beans? Please do. I am delivering the coffee myself and I don’t like driving that far. Judgement of worthiness will be arbitrary and capricious and if you don’t think that’s fair you’ve already lost and are a loser. Unrelated to this promotion, if you work at a local small business and think you deserve to have some Peace Coffee around to keep everyone working hard we can arrange that. You can always email me at email@example.com
What if you don’t have twitter? Well you’re reading a blog so you have internet access. Step 1: start a twitter account. Step 2: follow @dpalmertri and @Peace_Coffee. Step 3 send in the necessary tweet.